Happy and sadness makes a day..
Tuesday, December 30, 2008
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Yesterday went medical checkup at CMPB at deport road. it was kind of funny and weird.. anyway.. i shall brief what happen..

1) Reach there and registered. Waiting for name to be called.

2) Name called and took my folders with all my particulars in sticker forms and some sheets of info paper to be used during the checkup.

3) First station for me was urine and blood test. Reach there, the officer told me to pass the folder to him and take one stick and one bottle go to the toilet for instruction. (i heard him saying, take one stick one bottle and wait for instruction) so i took both and i sat down, feeling idiot. Eventually i asked someone and was directed to toilet to proceed in peeing.

4) Finish peeing dip the stick into the bottle and i was reading instructions in the toilet when it says " stand four tiles away from the medic counter and show the stick" So i went out after emptying the bottle and stand four tiles away and show the officer. He asked me to throw both and sit down to take blood.

5) Blood was taken by a young (i think hes serving ns still) MO (medical officer) by the name of Moses Lim. LOL. okie.. then blood taken, it was abit pain when the thick needle poke through my skin. My blood seems so thick sia.

6) Next station was the ENT (Ears, nose and throat) but only audio testing take place. Sitting in a enclose studio, put on the headphone and was required to raise our left of right hand depending on which ear the sound came from. The sound was incredibly soft and difficult to hear. (and its very idiotic to see people raising their hand at the rate of 1.5 times per second.) Anyway, i was awarded PES A for this station.

7) Next was the dental section. I lie on the bed and the dentist checking my teeth with just the mirror thingy. And whenever he reaches the wise tooth part, (total 4 part right?) He mention about " xx lost, xx something something" xx represent some number of our teeth. Then its like, i got so many teeth "lost" and so i tot cham liao.. PES C liao.. in the end, PES A. LOL.

8) Next was X-Ray. It was okie.. tot it is quite a hoo haa thingy.. LOL.. just press my body against the board, and need to bend our elbow so we look like a chicken.

9) Went to the eyes station and when i pass the folder to him, he ask me to sit down. When i sit down, he ask me to make a hole out of my handS and peep through. I was really shock by the "ridiculous" request so i "huh?" and he repeat, demo to me. So i did and i peer through and i saw him peering through as well.. it was really retarded. But i was thinking issit a kind of method to detect people if they are right handed or left handed because, a right hander (i think) 100% uses their right eyes to focus first and vice versa. Even though u can use your other eyes to focus, you will subconsiously use your stronger eye to focus first, even if its for a split second. And just nice, after that test, he asked me if im right handed and ask me to go read the "colour" book of numbers. haha. Then the same old tactic to check the eyes and put my specs to determine the degrees which is 8.00 for both. =]]

10) went to the last room which has 3 station. First station, is the ECG room. for checking your heart. Got this device, clip the hands and feet, then a few suction thingy place around the heart area and start the machine. The heartbeat frequency is printed out.

11) Proceeding to the height and weight station and also the blood pressure. The device used is quite special.. nv seen before. Its a device with a hole in the middle and you are to put your whole arm into it as far as possible. then it start the pumping air. My hand was almost numb lor.. cos its very long..

12) Took a number and wait to be called. Go to the specific room and were requested to drop our pants and underwear to knee level and they glance at the private part and ask a few question like drug allergies (its like doctor consultation). And hes the one who decided the overall result. i was awarded PES B which he give the reason because im underweight. -.-

13) lastly, took the super long, super boring and super tired test to see your reaction, your brain functions. Just for fun, i give one example of a math question..

"A new version of book were sold at 4 books for $20. The previous version were sold at 4 books for $18. James wants to buy 9 books. How much more does he need to pay if he prefer the newer version?"

14) Last but not least, go take picture with the army shirt on. It was awful. Cos i specially go style my hair, and then when i reach there, that idiot person go spray my hair with water and COMB IT DOWN and ima look like a nerd. Stupid sia.

okie! thats all. =]] TML IS NEW YEAR EVE!! HAPPY NEW YEAR!! WOOOOO!!! Going out with my friends!!! for bowling!!! =]] cya!